Churches these days like to post a little 'about me' for the 'staff'', as the paid Christians are amusingly termed.
This is a typical bit of solipsistic blather (details changed to obscure the foolish):
Jake's married to Francine. They both love Jesus, because He first loved them. They both love their church family, …but know Jesus loves the church even more. They also both love good smooth coffee. Neither of them likes cooking or camping, although they love food and travelling, especially when it takes them to their family in Athens, country Indiana.
Here's what might be an improvement.
My previous ministries were at Kew, Oxford and Islamabad. I seek to serve a team that in its various ways equips the church for its mission of making disciples.
I have studied at Capernwray, Hartford Seminary and Someotherplace.
My particular interests are in encouraging members to read, study and understand the Bible, to be able to both communicate and live out their faith. In so doing, to follow Paul the Apostle's instruction to be 'transformed in mind'. (His letter to the Christians in Rome, chapter 12, the first two verses).
We recognise the diversity in the forms of our gatherings and have traditional, contemporary and innovative gatherings.
I enjoy running short courses for the community in spirituality, prayer, the Bible as adventure story.
My wife is Francine and we have 8 children.
Note. No one cares if you like cooking or not. No one is surprised that you are the same as almost everyone else and enjoy 'food and travelling' and breathing oxygen.
And who gives a toss about your coffee indulgences! It doesn't make you sound 'acceptable' it makes you sound like a superficial, self-indulgent narcissist.